WELCOME!

How many times have you been somewhere and in the middle of the conversation you feel lost because all of the other, far superior, people know more than you do? My guess, just from looking at you, is just about every day. It's a sad epidemic we're all facing today, much like snow blindness in cats. But there is one possible solution, one possible remedy or even one possible prescription for this problem. Preparation H. Wait, wrong topic. The solution is getting all of the sports news you want to know from one location in an easy to read, broken down into 8th grader English format. Now if that doesn't excite you, I don't know what will?

As for right now. Before we go any further...I'm going to need you to get out your proof of permanent residency papers, I.D. card, drivers license, social security card and also write me a blank check from your local bank. OK, now that we've established that you are not an illegal alien, we can begin.

What I aim to provide is a resource for many of you (who have taken the time to write me angry emails, wall posts and who have shaved my pets to prove to me how much my knowledge and expertise on sports, and my commentary on them, is needed) so that you can sit at home and click 3 less buttons - thus saving you another 4 minutes of your live with which you can use to order another Snuggie or perhaps even Pajama Jeans.


My goal in writing this, beyond wasting time, is to spread information easier. I know it's time consuming to check 15 different sites to find stories with different angles about things you're interested in so I'm trying to cut out the work for you by steering you towards things you might like. Now, obviously I'll probably be partial to the teams that I follow so until I start gaining readers and have a demand for more than that, it'll stay as such. But don't hesitate to ask, as long as it isn't something ridiculously stupid - like curling.

I hope you enjoy my writing, my humor or at least the conveinence of having things linked/described for you. I have a sometimes warped sense of humor so take very little that I say seriously and if I offend a sports team or player that you like, take it as a compliment because it probably means they're good/cool and I'm just whining like a little girl because they did something I didn't like.

Enjoy and feel free to comment and recommend to your friends (that is if you have them - in which case your name will not be Kip Drordy)!

(First NS posting will occur tomorrow...sorry I'm a procrastinator, ha.)